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Get the hardest conversation out of the way in the Reid-way!
Many people find it difficult to have a Safer Sex conversation. I used to worry, like most people do… What if it ruins the moment? What if they don’t want to sleep with me afterwards? What if they think I’m a slut because I brought it up?
… All these what ifs, combined with the fact that we don’t know what to say or how to say it, leaves most people taking the “let’s let it happen organically” route: saving it for the last possible moment (awkward!) or, worse, passing it up all together and crossing your fingers while you uncross your legs…
Be the change you want to see in the bedroom. Speak up!
Most people learned how to pleasure themselves in silence. We explored our growing bodies behind locked, bathroom doors, or hiding beneath the covers with the lights out. Nary a peep was uttered during our reconnaissance missions lest we be discovered and shamed. We basically trained ourselves to be sex mimes!
I believe this tendency towards mime-like silence has woven itself throughout our love lives, making it harder to speak up about safer sex or the kinds of pleasure we like. And if you can’t speak up about it, you sure as heck can’t ask for it, which means you might never get to try it in the first place! So, if you don’t want to stunt your sexual growth, be the change you want to see in the bedroom. Break the cardinal rule of mimes and speak up!
It’s harder to speak up when you don’t know what to say
It’s hard to initiate a conversation when you don’t know what you’re supposed to be saying! I had a semester of drivers’ ed, and an entire class in high school just to learn typing, but no safer sex conversation class! High school would have been a great time for me to practice getting comfortable reciting my STD statuses, rather than telling the classroom how “lovely, dark and deep” Robert Frost’s woods were.
Add the anxiety of having sexual desires, wanting to “do it right,” our culture’s sex-negativity, and a hefty dose of slut shaming (Nice boys and girls don’t talk about sex! Only sluts and whores negotiate sex!), and no wonder no one wants to be the first to open up their mouths…
What do you say? And when?
Reid’s Safer Sex Elevator Speech
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VIEW THE UPGRADED POST HERE.Here is the “script” I use for my Safer Sex Elevator Speech. Write down your answers for each and then try it out on yourself in the mirror or on a friend or a lover… Let me know how it goes!
- Share Your Results – When were you last tested for STDs, what did you get tested for, and what was the status of those tests?
- Share Your “Win with Me Info” – What is your current relationship status and sexual orientation, and what, if any, relationship agreements do you have that the other person should know about? What pronouns do you use? Any dirty talk words they should use/not use? Any potential triggers you might have or safewords they should know about?
- Share Your Safer Sex Protocols & Needs – What are your Safer Sex Protocols? What are your emotional safety needs? Your physical safety needs? What about aftercare/post-sex needs?
- Update Since Last Tested – Quick rundown of any risky sexual things you’ve done since you were last tested. Did a condom break or slip off? Recently forgot to take your birth control?
- Something I Like – One or two things that you know you like sexually (or might want to do with this person).
- Something I Don’t Like – One thing you know you don’t like sexually (or that you aren’t up for today).
- Last step: “And How About You?” – Then ask the other person, “And how about you?” and listen to what they say and how they say it…
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Scare the wrong people away
You will alleviate many of your love life woes simply by upgrading whom you sleep with. And the best assessment tool/strategy I can offer you? Have your Safer Sex Conversation, and have it sooner. If you scare a potential sexy-time prospect away by initiating a conversation on safer sex needs, that just means they’re not playing at your level and they did you a favor. You want to be knockin’ boots with the awesome people who are playing at your level. By awesome, I mean people who have high Emotional I.Q.’s and at least a green belt in Sexual Health!
Make your sexual orientation “awesome sexual,” and pick the Einsteins and Bruce Lees of the sex and relationship world. Why? It doesn’t guarantee that things will always go more smoothly, but it does mean that you’re bumpin’ naughty bits with people who are more likely to be taking their own sexual health into account (and yours by extension) and who will probably bring less drama into your life and bedroom!
After you share your 2-minute, Safer Sex Elevator Speech with someone, you get a load of information about that person’s Emotional I.Q. and Sexual Self-awareness when you ask them, “And how about you?” What they say in the next 2-minutes will tell you volumes about how well they know their likes and dislikes sexually, how well they can use their words and speak up about sex, and how you might want to adjust your safer sex protocols for maximum peace of mind and pleasure!
“And how about you?” speaks volumes…
Here’s the real gem of being the first to speak-up and share your Safer Sex Elevator Speech: Not only did you just break the ice and model that it’s okay to talk about sex, you also modeled a super direct and easy way for them to share back, which means whatever they tell you in the next 2-3 minutes speaks volumes! By initiating the safer sex conversation, you’ve created the perfect assessment opportunity to figure out where others are in their sexual and relationship development, if they have ever thought about safer sex conversations or gotten tested, what they like and don’t like in the bedroom, their relationship status, and their ability to use their words! These are great things to know so that you can adjust your needs and expectations accordingly–and better to do this before you get naked than leave it to the last second. So the next time you find yourself in an elevator, consider turning to the person next to you and asking them if they’d like to hear you practice your Safer Sex Elevator Speech!
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- Never have to reinvent the wheel ever again…
- Feel more confident and less clunky having “the talk”…
- Inspire and impress your lovers…
- Scare the wrong people away while attracting the right ones…
- Enjoy the sex you’re having MORE!
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This is very encouraging, thank you. I think it would be supremely beneficial to speak to transitions of getting into the conversation and then after the conversation, especially since it’s the transitions that catch up many people (hence the “ruining the mood” perception). This would help get to the root of the resistance to engaging in these types of essential conversations. My .02
Thank you, Sir,
The last time we talked, I asked how you reacted to those who heard this and went, “SQUEEEGG.” You answered, “Tell them, ‘Thank you for taking care of yourself.'”
In reading this article, my mind goes here. “Hello, my name is Arach. Would you like to hear my Safer Sex Elevator Speech?” Then, if I hear the “SQUEEEGG”, I can reply, “Oh, perfectly alright. Thank you for letting me practice.”
Again, thank you for the inspiration.
Great suggestions Reid! Two things I’d like to mention:
#1 This could be just me, but I was confused at first about the script. At first I thought I’m supposed to ask those questions of my potential partner. It was only when I got to “and what about you” that I realized I’m supposed to ask myself those questions and then make a presentation of that information to the other person.
It may be that I just perceive things differently, but I think it’s the word “script” that makes it confusing, since it implies repeating something exactly as written.
Perhaps you could change the questions to “I” statements, as in: “I was last tested for STI’s on ___, I was tested for ______, and the results were ____.”
#2. I have had similar conversations, but I’ve done it in a different order, staring with things I like sexually. In your script, it would be 4-5-2-3-1-6-7.
However I do it more as conversation rather than an announcement, and I tend to ask the “how about you” question at each step.
Either way, it’s a very useful procedure, and I hope to have more opportunities to put it into action!
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This is amazingly brilliant in a concise manner. I am learning all I can about how to talk about safe sex before I even get into a situation with anyone. Thank you for this.
Openness and the ability to talk about sex and not see it as detrimental to a persons personality or morals is SO IMPORTANT.
Here in the UK we can be so stuffy about sex. Sex is EVERYWHERE from selling perfume to music yet when it actually comes down to ‘it’ the nitty gritty, the UK and certainly our teenagers are rubbish at talking about sex. We are great at being sexually open over text and emails but face to face is a different matter. HHMM maybe there’s an app for that? lol
If we coud could be more open (we need to be more open, without judgememt) then stuff like this script is fab.
How about an scripted example(s)?
I often know what I want to say and when to say it but trip on the wording and make a fool of myself.
Great issue to address head on.
Recently I attended a class with Reid in Baltimore at Sugar. I admire this guy as he is genuinely awesome and cares for others and it shows. His elevator speech is something that me and my wife will forever use and his teachings I will treasure for ever. Reid- You are the man! Thank you. We owe you a lot… hope we see you in Baltimore again 🙂
-Al & Nina
This is fantastic! We have all thought about the moment of truth and how to go about it without ruining the moment. Taking the initiative and going first is a great idea! It shows comfort and good communication skills to whomever you’re considering knocking boots with! You’ve done it again Reid!
Getting here late…but I’m curious, Reid, as to why I should disclose my sexual orientation in Step 2? I mean, in this situation, I’m clearly into *this* person – so how is orientation relevant to this discussion? Why not streamline it out?
If I (a female) am having sex with a male, it doesn’t necessarily mean I’m heterosexual, which is what many men would assume. It’s best to make things clear from the get go.
Wow, this is brilliant! Seriously this is such an important topic and we need to open up about that. I will definitely Talk about that with my younger sister. Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts and experiences with us, I highly appreciate you and your work!
I was learning everything about how to talk about safe sex and just found this article on google. Thank God!
Even though This is an outdated post, but it’s still useful info for safer sex conversation.
Thank you for saying so! Here’s the updated Safer Sex Elevator Speech post (with the newer P.L.E.A.S.U.R.E acronym, in case having the link handy is useful – http://ReidAboutSex.com/reids-safer-sex-elevator-speech-pleasure-upgrade
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